I've been married for 17 years and you know how the actors say, "It's really technical. Those scenes are not sexy. They're just so technical. It's like work." And I'm like, "That's bullshit."

I've always been intrigued by the supernatural.

Perfect people are the scariest people to me.

Thank God I didn't put my career over family. That would have been the biggest mistake of my life. I'm really happy it went the way it did.

I bring a poofy gray down jacket with me wherever I go. It's meant for winter, but I use it most in the summer, when everyone cranks up the air-conditioning.

Everything is a struggle. Everything is relative, too, so I still feel like I'm struggling, in many aspects. I'm not worried about paying my rent next month, but in about two months, we'll see.

Women love hairy men. Cavemen were the sexiest men in history.

I like dark humor. My favorite movie of all time is 'Harold and Maude.'

I've always surrounded myself with funny people.

I observe a lot of you drunk people. What I do is I just let myself go there and fully commit to that drunk thing, not that I've ever done that myself. I've had a lot of practice. Let's be honest.

I guess Judd (Apatow) is my soul mate because we have a lot of hard times, and it's great at times, too.

A person whose mind is quiet and satisfied in God is in the pathway to health.

Broken-hearted leaders change things that go beyond their generation.

I think I owe my life to cork soles.

When in doubt, I read Oscar Wilde.

No other island received as much preliminary pounding as did Iwo Jima.

Idea is to constantly raise the bar, push the boundaries. Fitness is ultimately a journey, not a destination.

A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.

If not now then when? Oh I can always do it tomorrow. Unfortunately there is no lifetime of tomorrows.

In the presence of their love I sensed my lonliness, and I understood for a moment, clearly, that deep and basic human desire for companionship at depth.

Not like I need an excuse to enjoy a Moscow mule, but this tray and six-mug set, handmade in Mexico with hammered recycled copper, makes cocktail hour extra special.