I observe a lot of you drunk people. What I do is I just let myself go there and fully commit to that drunk thing, not that I've ever done that myself. I've had a lot of practice. Let's be honest.

I've always been intrigued by the supernatural.

Perfect people are the scariest people to me.

Thank God I didn't put my career over family. That would have been the biggest mistake of my life. I'm really happy it went the way it did.

I bring a poofy gray down jacket with me wherever I go. It's meant for winter, but I use it most in the summer, when everyone cranks up the air-conditioning.

Everything is a struggle. Everything is relative, too, so I still feel like I'm struggling, in many aspects. I'm not worried about paying my rent next month, but in about two months, we'll see.

Women love hairy men. Cavemen were the sexiest men in history.

I like dark humor. My favorite movie of all time is 'Harold and Maude.'

I've always surrounded myself with funny people.

I guess Judd (Apatow) is my soul mate because we have a lot of hard times, and it's great at times, too.

Written by a woman automatically is better.

What the problem was was this colossal redundancy, the squandering of brilliant technique on cheap material.

The tragedy of life is what dies in the hearts and souls of people while they live.

I think of the church as this bride of Christ, who is incredibly capable of doing amazing things. And so where we see injustice, we come, not with fists clenched but with palms up.

We still have to learn how to live peacefully, not only with our fellow men but also with nature.

When it comes to social policies, I believe women have the right to make their own choices, and inequality is a really important issue.

Whatever you subsidize you get more of.

It is the same in love as in war; a fortress that parleys is half taken.

I am always fascinated when people talk about 'the forging of a nation'. Most nations are forgeries, perpetrated in the last century or so.

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. (To Richard Nixon, on the Vietnam War)

It all boils down to this: A person has only two options in life, to do something or to do nothing.