Thank God I didn't put my career over family. That would have been the biggest mistake of my life. I'm really happy it went the way it did.

I've always been intrigued by the supernatural.

Perfect people are the scariest people to me.

I bring a poofy gray down jacket with me wherever I go. It's meant for winter, but I use it most in the summer, when everyone cranks up the air-conditioning.

Everything is a struggle. Everything is relative, too, so I still feel like I'm struggling, in many aspects. I'm not worried about paying my rent next month, but in about two months, we'll see.

Women love hairy men. Cavemen were the sexiest men in history.

I like dark humor. My favorite movie of all time is 'Harold and Maude.'

I've always surrounded myself with funny people.

I observe a lot of you drunk people. What I do is I just let myself go there and fully commit to that drunk thing, not that I've ever done that myself. I've had a lot of practice. Let's be honest.

I guess Judd (Apatow) is my soul mate because we have a lot of hard times, and it's great at times, too.

Written by a woman automatically is better.

A hack writer who would not have been considered fourth rate in Europe."(on Mark Twain)

Men do not fail they stop trying.

When Jennifer Lawrence says it's 'dumb' to go hungry to make other people happy, she's saying it with the carefree attitude of a woman who probably will never have to make that choice to conform.

Why to mute fish should'st thou thyself discoverAnd not to me, thy no less silent lover?

If something doesn't look right, throw some glitter on it.

That which we do for ourselves dies with us … that which we do for others lives forever.

Personally, I'm not afraid of a robot uprising. The benefits far outweigh the threats.

I’m pretty masochistic. I kill myself for my craft – Literally

I have no limitations. Unlimited power is mine within that which is universal.

Sorrow is like the ocean and sometimes I wish my heart would stop.