I've always been struck by how unsuspicious people are in general, if you tell them what you're about.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

The eagle may soar; beavers build dams.

The US has not imposed democracy in Yemen, its people have.

The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

The government is shutting down the coal industry, they say it's cheaper to draw nuclear power off the French grid and cheaper to buy coal from Colombia.

Some days you just get lucky… Other days you wait patiently for luck to happen

When you meet a person as good-hearted as a child, don't ever be selfish, just give them your best and you will become great friends.

I love newspapers. I've worked on newspapers, all my life. I've always loved it.

There's no longevity, living off of negativity.

If I use the Bible to prove I am right, I have yet to be humbled by the beautiful truths of the Bible.

All these people who say success changes people; well, no, it just magnifies what's there.

Place gifts of silver in our hands. Give us this day our daily fish.

I love like the 80s look - 80s and early 90s, like the high-waisted jeans and the crop tops, and the floral prints, and flowers and stuff like that. Big baggy jumpers... yeah, stuff like that.

Yoga nidra is the yoga of aware sleep. In this lies the secret of self healing. Yoga Nidra is a pratyahara technique in which the distractions of the mind are contained and the mind is relaxed.