I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.

If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.

Love is inaudible—until you hear it. And once you do, you’ll never forget the sound of her voice.

I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?

We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she’d never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts.

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to death.

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

Sir, I am no sycophant or worshipper of power anywhere.

Okay, using the dreaded middle name is not the best way to forge a bond.

Sometimes, carrying on, just carrying on, is the superhuman achievement.

The jingling of the guinea helps the hurt that Honor feels.

It is far better to be happy than to have your bodies act as graveyards for animals. Accordingly, the apostle [St.] Matthew partook of seeds, nuts and vegetables, without meat.

Aim High, Drive hard.

Whenever I met anyone who knew anything, I would bore them stiff until they told me what they knew.

We do liquidation analysis and liquidation analysis only.

The hours from 7 to 12 are your time to build for the future before the world descends on you.