I think that if people are having trouble communicating with one another, the least they can do is SHUT UP.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.

If they say, it can’t be done, Ask, ‘Why not?’ It can be done. It will be done!

In a victory speech, I always like to thank the opposition, because without their help and stupidity, I couldn’t have won.

Women are so unforgiving of themselves. We don't recognize our own beauty because we're too busy comparing ourselves to other people.

Whining is anger through a small opening.

I knew I could not maintain that leadership in open struggle against Moscow influence. Only two Communist leaders in history ever succeeded in doing this - Tito and Mao Tse-Tung.

It was like she was thinking, How far can I go with this? How much more can I fit in my life without losing control?

I have been contending all my life, and always with God.

I have shut my mind against nothing and I am a friend of Great Britain. I always have been. I have no axe to grind.

The one thing that's common to all successful people: They make a habit of doing things that unsuccessful people don't like to do.

Tolerance and human rights require each other.