I think in many ways Johnny English is a more believable character.

To Be Successful You Don't Need Beautiful Face And Heroic Body, What You Need is Skillful Mind And Ability To Perform

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

The older you get, the more you realise how happenstance... has helped to determine your path through life.

But I always feel that whatever I do, I could do better. I suppose it is perfectionism.

I want to express myself in a different way. I have a performing inclination.

I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious.

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

Art is something that nobody laughs at and nobody makes any money out of is the attitude, which I would dispute.

The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!

Wainscott, Deepspace Operations Group, ’ said the man. ‘Wasn’t here, don’t exist, pleased to meet you.

Sometimes God writes straightforward in twisted lines.

At the Global Crop Diversity Trust, we work to conserve the diversity that will allow the adaptation and evolution of our agricultural crops in the context of climate change and other challenges.

At seventy, I could follow the dictates of my own heart; for what I desired no longer overstepped the boundaries of right.

I just hold it down for my side, I just hold it down for my set. I just give everybody a piece of this and make do with what's left.

Tears do not burn except in solitude.

Where there is no struggle, there is absolutely no progress

Love sets your heart free. Be not afraid: dig deep, Take a deep breath And reach for the sky In your lover's heart.

Characters are story. And any great plot or subplot is driven by the characters' wants and desires.

Charlie and I have a number of filters that things have to get through before we'll think about them.