I think everything is fair game to a certain extent.

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record.

Don't go back over your life with a red pen.

Some people hate Jews. Fine, alright it's been done. I mean, that's part of my problem with it. Could you hate somebody new? I'm not giving you any suggestions but the Belgians have had a good run.

The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented.

Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.

If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.

The definition of the word nerd has changed. It's now any attractive person with a hobby. The loneliness component is no longer included.

I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian.

In heaven we shall see that we had not one trial too many.

The objective laws of form and color help to strengthen a person's powers and to expand his creative gift.

Most people who work at home find they do not have the benefit of receptionists who serve as personal guards

I'm really an animal guy. I express myself in different ways as an animal.

A courageous man prefers death to the surrender of self-respect.

I do enjoy wearing a little heel when I'm at work, but when I'm running around with my son, it's a different story!

The people always have some champion whom they set over them and nurse into greatness. ... This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; when he first appears he is a protector.

You should be more careful. You could have broken your neck or as big as you are landed on someone and killed them. (Tory)

I believe that all taxes are bad.

He licked his bowl and he looked at me, and then he did the wild thing on my leg.