I think comedy is the hardest art form there is.

There is no such thing as a failure who keeps trying.

I was a bleeding-heart liberal, until I got a job.

I need a prison in order to dream of being free.

Coasting to the bottom is the only disgrace.

When a unicorn is slain, men have destroyed again the image of beauty that they seek.

A man's grammar, like Caesar's wife, should not only be pure, but above suspicion of impurity.

The face of the sun is not without expression, but it tells us precious little of what is in its heart.

Our charity is to be cordial...something that renews, invigorates and warms. Such should be the effect of our love for each other.

Power is what is required to change the universe - to change yourself into what you might like to be.

I used to sleep, eat, breathe volleyball. Now I have that with my kids.

Someone has said that to plagiarise from the ancients is to play the pirate beyond the Equator, but that to steal from the moderns is to pick pockets at street corners.

The purpose of prayer is to reveal the presence of God equally present, all the time, in every condition.

Definition of love: capacity to forgive endlessly.

I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it.