Unicorns Quotes

Unicorns Quote of the day

When a unicorn is slain, men have destroyed again the image of beauty that they seek.

Toads are to dragons what carrots are to unicorns.

Enjoyed the ride?' Janis asked, sarcasm in her voice. 'I never thought you'd actually be scared of flying.''Well, it's not everyday I ride unicorns to parallel worlds, ' I muttered.

A smart person is not one that knows the answers, but one who knows where to find them...

Unicorns aren't magical and beautiful. They're just predatory horses that have horns and love to eat virgins.

We were born in the '70s, back when twins were rare, a bit magical: cousins of the unicorn, siblings of the elves.

I was testing a hypothesis. But it was right, and then I had a unicorn to deal with. You can't just say, 'Thank you so much, go away now' to a unicorn, the way you can with atomic particles.

I might act like a rhinoceros, but I'm a unicorn.

Stars were golden unicorns neighing unheard through blue meadows.

Wanton stars galloped neighing like unicorns in blue meadows.

You know your life is completely screwed up when you have to look up the mythological figures who talk to you in the bathroom mirror.

Life would be simpler if only we were all unicorns.

Sara: Tegan just recently discovered that unicorns don’t exist. Tegan: I just thought they were extinct.