Coasting to the bottom is the only disgrace.

There is no such thing as a failure who keeps trying.

I was a bleeding-heart liberal, until I got a job.

I need a prison in order to dream of being free.

I think comedy is the hardest art form there is.

Just thinking of your laughter gives me courage. . .

Am I in trouble? He chortled, "well, a bunch of not-so-friendly thugs were waiting to ambush you and blow up your apartment. If that doesn't qualify as trouble, I don't know what does.

Today, with tears in my eyes, I telephoned the mother of one of our children (aged thirteen) who had spoken for the first time since the age of three...

Human beings aren't orchids we must draw something from the soil we grow in.

For inside all the weakness of old age the spirit God knows is as mercurial as it ever was.

When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch.

There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.

A guitar has moonlight in it.

You know how cunningly mankind is planned: We have one loving and one hating hand. The loving's made to hold each other like, While with the hating other hand we strike.

I want to go to my grave a free man. Surviving against giants-that's victory.