I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.

I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.

The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.

The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them

You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.

The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.

The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

It really sucks to come in second in your own life. It sucks even more to think that this is okay.

, I believe in some type of free market system. I just don’t think you’ll find an example of one completely free from government intervention.

So now it's space and time, " he said. "You ever watch Doctor Who on PBS?""All the time, " she said dryly, "on the BBC. And don't think I wouldn't sell my soul for a TARDIS.

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.

I have to get comfortable with resistance, and even sometimes with hostility.

To avoid all possibility for error is to avoid all possibility for growth.

One thing I've learned about the NBA is that you can have one good year, but you've always got to be progressing and working and making yourself better.

It looks impossible until you do it, and then you find it is possible.

For a good life: Work like a dog. Eat like a horse. Think like a fox. And play like a rabbit.