The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.

I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.

The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.

The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them

You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.

The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.

Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.

All people share doubts. The lingering question that eventually worms it way into all thinking people’s brain is how to live splendidly and how to die without remorse and regret.

Familiarity can provide the misguided illusion of understanding. Assume nothing.

Actors are one family over the entire world.

Fame and fortune does not mean anything if you don't have a happy home.

The one best place to bury a good dog is in the heart of his master.

I just think it's great to show a gown that's $8,000 and a shoe that's, like, $25-but still look fabulous together.

The mind is a kind of theater, where several perceptions successively make their appearence; pass, re-pass, glide away, and mingle in an infinite variety of postures and situations.

if a person wishes to achieve peace of mind and happiness then they should acquire faith, but if they want to be a disciple of truth, which can be "frightening and ugly,” then they need to search.

If we lived for reality, we'd be dead, every last one of us. Only dreams keep us going.

Don't ever squeeze a fighter's hand, man. You're doing good just to lay your eyes on me