You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.

I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.

The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.

The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.

The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.

The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.

Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.

The sizzle I felt being near him was so intense, but I couldn't figure out if they were fireworks or warning flares.

If government can give you rights, government can take them away from you.

Americans really don't understand the Japanese nature, but it's not an easy thing to understand.

I have, in fact, no interest in life outside racing cars.

Look right through me, look right through me.

I had not starred in an independent film and it's about a woman who owned a hair salon.

The countenance is more eloquent than the tongue.

Would PBS go so far as to give air time to an even more extreme kind of disinformer, a Holocaust denier?

The only luxury is time. The time you get to spend with your family.

the problem with knowing is that it takes away the possibility of pretending!