I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

Listening to one's self as well as to others is a sacred act of healing. There is a higher octave of listening that hears the wisdom within the words.

There's the South Pole, said Christopher Robin, and I expect there's an East Pole and a West Pole, though people don't like talking about them.

God makes many poets, but he only gives utterance to a few.

There are two kinds of secrets: those we keep from others and those we hide from ourselves.

Seeing everything just the way it is gives you the power and capability to walk through life effortlessly.

I don't want to spend my life on an ice cube.

If my salary is taken without my agreement, it is a violation of my rights.

Surely, that's what interns were invented for?

My father believed in toughness, honesty, politeness and being on time. All very important lessons.

It would be a horrible business, a horrible sort of culture if you didn't have the candy pop as well as the real hard-hitting stuff. And I love some pop music.