I suppose that there is no point wasting time being lazy, though of course indolence in a divine way, actually has its advantages.

You don't need a Harvard MBA to know that the bedroom and the boardroom are just two sides of the same ballgame.

You are who you are when nobody's watching.

As I say I don't want to kill myself, I just wouldn't mind dying.

Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

The only reason people do not know much is because they do not care to know. They are incurious. Incuriousity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is.

People who can change and change again are so much more reliable and happier than those who can’t

Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the word's full octave.

Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books

Nothing in this world is at it seems. Except, possibly, porridge.

All the big words -virtue, justice, truth, ...- are dwarfed by the greatness of kindness

Every mind has a horizon in respect to its present intellectual capacity but not in respect to its future intellectual capacity.

I love advertising because I love lying.

Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.

Do it even if you shouldn't, do it becuase you want to, do it becuase it will make things better.

Beware of reasoning about God's Word - obey It.

If I'm just in dungarees, I don't think I would intimidate anyone.

If you can do something to get somebody excited - not everybody - but if you can be the best for somebody, then you can win.

When had my fear of broken plates gotten so grandiose? My desire for extravagant moments so small?

I write fiction because it's a way of making statements I can disown.