I support any means to make real connections so long as that it does lead really quickly to real connections. It's the long-term online friendships and relationships that start to get a little hairy.

If you want proof that Catfish was real, just put me in an audition room and watch me fall apart. I can't pretend. I'm really bad at it. That's partly what makes me good at hosting a reality show.

Hey ladies, I'm willing to do my part to end domestic violence by posting a selfie online. Some might call me a hero

I've never done it, but I think if you do a Google search for 'People who will help me travel across the country to meet my online love,' I'm probably the only person that comes up.

You need people around you who will tell you the truth and not hold anything back.

Do not use life to give life to death. Do not use death to bring death to life.

Go mad, and beat their wives; Plunge (after shocking lives) Razors and carving knives Into their gizzards.

True strength isn’t in killing—or ignoring—your opponent, it’s in having the will to shield those who need your protection.

Man proposes, but God blocks the game.

Dear young people, let yourselves be taken over by the light of Christ, and spread that light wherever you are.

I'm glad a genre writer has got a knighthood, but stunned that it was me.

There are no inconsistencies in the Discworld books; ocassionally, however, there are alternate pasts.

Vision - You dream the impossible; You imagine the incredible; You achieve the extraordinary.

If you take my entire golfing life, my favorites are the older courses, the more traditional and the more authentic.

If the grace of God miraculously operates, it probably operates through the subliminal door.