Where are all the sour patch parents?

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.

But I will never ask anyone from our village-from any village in Tlanth-to risk his or her life unless I'm willing to myself.

I hate to lose the constituency that I've worked with, but I've got 170,000 people to meet in my new district.

I have always taken measures to fight corruption, to attract investment, to create a better context for investment in Greece.

You do have to be a bit careful with your voice. It is an instrument.

The imagination is never governed, it is always the ruling and divine power.

prayer must be, in its own nature, absurd and impertinent.

Admittedly, scientific authority is not distributed evenly throughout the body of scientists; some distinguished members of the profession predominate over others of a more junior standing.

Absence of proof isn't proof of absence.

There’s a phrase in Buddhism, ‘Beginner’s mind.’ It’s wonderful to have a beginner’s mind.