I still think that's successful, to make 50 bucks a day with your own music.

It's great to be named the best at something . . . even if it's sucking.

To fully embark on the whole Phish experience, it's all about going to the city they built beforehand, with the fans and tent city or whatever it's called.

I think a lot guys get laid pretending to be Shaggy 2 Dope because without his paint he's a lot more unrecognizable. He's not a gimpy gorilla like me.

If I was a supervillain then I guess I'd want what all supervillains want, which is world domination. I wouldn't want anything less than all the other supervillains.

My most favorite entrance music of all time... it's that, "You're my obsession, you're my obsession" song [Animotion's "Obsession"].

I was a caddy. I also worked as a bouncer, selling Christmas trees at Frank's Nursery and before that, selling what they normally sell.

I was a pizza delivery man. I worked at a gas station. I worked a lot of jobs, man. A lot of jobs.

You don't have to get high or need drugs to experience the Juggalo freshness. But you do need to get high to experience the whole Phish freshness.

In Georgia, rednecks are just wolves in wolf clothing. In Detroit, you don't know who's a redneck until you go home and meet their parents.

I collect wrestling figures from overseas, like Japanese wrestling figures and Mexican wrestling figures.

A leader or president that never rebukes violence, is like one that takes utter pride in it's rage

Have you had a 'relationship discussion' with God lately? Do you need to?

Moving on is not forgetting - moving on is being able to remember without feeling awful about it.

Man's feelings are always purest and most glowing in the hour of meeting and of farewell.

The future which we hold in trust for our own children will be shaped by our fairness to other people's children.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I'm always amazed by the people who work on stage who sing night after night, day after day, week in week out.

I think all married couples tend to run things by each other in every capacity and we're not different to them.

The population of America is roughly 300 million and there are 300 million guns in this country, which is terrifying.

Live your life until love is found Or love's gonna get you down