In Georgia, rednecks are just wolves in wolf clothing. In Detroit, you don't know who's a redneck until you go home and meet their parents.

It's great to be named the best at something . . . even if it's sucking.

To fully embark on the whole Phish experience, it's all about going to the city they built beforehand, with the fans and tent city or whatever it's called.

I think a lot guys get laid pretending to be Shaggy 2 Dope because without his paint he's a lot more unrecognizable. He's not a gimpy gorilla like me.

If I was a supervillain then I guess I'd want what all supervillains want, which is world domination. I wouldn't want anything less than all the other supervillains.

My most favorite entrance music of all time... it's that, "You're my obsession, you're my obsession" song [Animotion's "Obsession"].

I still think that's successful, to make 50 bucks a day with your own music.

I was a caddy. I also worked as a bouncer, selling Christmas trees at Frank's Nursery and before that, selling what they normally sell.

I was a pizza delivery man. I worked at a gas station. I worked a lot of jobs, man. A lot of jobs.

You don't have to get high or need drugs to experience the Juggalo freshness. But you do need to get high to experience the whole Phish freshness.

I collect wrestling figures from overseas, like Japanese wrestling figures and Mexican wrestling figures.

Watch out, every day miraculous encounter with you and God!

I think China is set up to surpass the US on the even more critical industry of green power.

To a crazy ship, all winds are contrary.

I am a quiet man who grows through adversity.

Liberty is so much latitude as the powerful choose to accord to the weak.

It was the secrets of heaven and earth that I desired to learn.

The key to success is failure

The right to figure things out for yourself is the only true freedom everyone shares. Go use it.

If you attack Stupidity you attack an entrenched interest with friends in government and every walk of public life.

You don't miss your water 'Till your well runs dry.