I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

It was definitely a new way of life for people who had become so used to being entertained by televisions, computers and technology." -from Day After Disaster

This free will business is a bit terrifying anyway. It's almost pleasanter to obey, and make the most of it.

Kim Il Sung University is the central base for training national cadres and the highest institute of Juche-based science and education.

Much of your success in life is determined by how you choose to act in spite of how you feel.

While I am here I would like to experience as many of the beauties of the world as possible and help others to do the same.

The chief handicap of the blind is not blindness, but the attitude of seeing people towards them.

Before it is too late, we must narrow the gaping chasm between our proclomations of peace and our lowly deeds which precipitate and perpetuate war.

Pray as if it's up to God, work as if it's up to you.

Without Khomeini, we would not be where we are. What a pity that, when pregnant with him, his mother did not choose to have an abortion.

As I like to say, take the shot, even if your knees are shaking.