I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.

In the land of the skunk the man with half a nose is king!

First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.

I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!

I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.

Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.

Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.

I want to live fast and die young.

I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else. I'm not exempt.

The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.

Why does he have to be my boyfriend? Are you inferior if you don't have a boyfriend? Why does everybody have to be in love with somebody?

I always try to find something I admire about every character I play.

The man who first gave history a recognized place in science was an ancient historian.

Being an actress is to be in tune with the fantasies of a man. What woman never dreamt of that?

I was raised as a Christian but the transaction has to be made by yourself - you and God - at some point.

I was latching on to something that was part of my heritage, because many of the slaves who were brought here were Moslems.

There are no boundaries or borders in the digital age.

In reality the world is as full of bad mothers as it is of bad fathers, and it is not the motherless children who become delinquent but the fatherless ones.

I know, it's weird that I've never done a musical. I turned down two of them. 'The Lion King' and 'The Producers.' I turned two of the biggest Broadway musicals down, am I a mess?

I just feel like with God you can't be defeated.