I still have lots of friends from my pre-success days.

I think it's almost an indulgence to focus on the dark side of things. And as you get older, you want to focus on the positive.

There are some people who only know me for cornflakes ads, and that's fine. I have a charmed life.

I'm prone to a more depressed outlook on life.

I'm a very, very handsome man, and have had to come to terms with it... um, do I like the way I look? In the right light, and with a following wind.

When you're doing stand-up, you can comment if something fails, get a laugh from that.

I don't think any of my kids would have a good word to say about me. I think they deny that they even know me. At school, they pretend they are Anton du Beke's kids.

I just look like someone with a long face. Not just A. P. McCoy himself, but some of the horses he rides.

If you're a comedian, you are looking for material in daily life.

I would have to say my earthy sensuality - although I should point out that the backs of my calves are exemplary and my upper inner thigh is a delight.

I think, if you've got children, that's your life. Your 'showbiz' life, if you want to call it that, is a separate thing, and it isn't everything to me.

When she smiles, the lines in her face become epic narratives that trace the stories of generations that no book can replace.

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead

Come now, Pendragon Princess. You didn’t get dressed up to die, we both know that.

A new dress doesn’t get you anywhere. It's the life you’re living in the dress.

I sacrifice to no god save myself - And to my belly, greatest of deities.

It's not unusual for kids in their twenties to be mad at their parents.

Me. I like to have fun. I'm like a kid in a candy story out there.

Anne Romaine collected her own parallel archive to [Alex] Haley.

I mean, George Bush is a man of prayer. He talks to the lord. He tries to get his direction from the lord.

I don't take any day for granted anymore.