I shall stay the way I am Because I do not give a damn.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Raising a child is a time of RAPID CHANGE! From the ages of 0 to 19, a PARENT can age over 30 years!

THE TRUE CHARACTER OF A PERSON IN SEEN WHEN HE/SHE IS ALONE...

A cat chooses its owner, not the other way around.

Tesla is changing the paradigm. We're going to turn the world on its ear and create high demand through design.

A dictionary is merely the universe arranged in alphabetical order.

I was only an aspiring dictator. I was never a real dictator.

Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.

I walk around at 150-152 pounds to weigh 147 pounds. Other boxers weigh around 160-170 before coming down.

In your life's defining moments there are two choices - you either step forward in faith and power or you step backward into fear.

I’ve tried writing and the sentences come out fine, but I write a few pages and I don’t want to go on.