I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.

Ann: You didn’t cause my miscarriages. But you are committed to transforming me to be like you.

You don't just become something in life. You evolve and grow

We’re both made of stars, Jory Birch. Everybody is.

Our prayer must be, "Father, I'm waiting for You because I know You are good in what You do and in when you do it.

I'm a walker. I enjoy walking, which I think psychologically expresses my feelings of wanting liberation without exerting myself too much.

I'm always trying to bring unusual content to a different audience - a non-art-world audience.

Silence is the genius of fools and one of the virtues of the wise.

The quality of our questions determine the quality of our lives.

I've had a hard life, but my hardships are nothing against the hardships that my father went through in order to get me to where I started.

We should find other platforms, other forums for that [foreign policy], and there are plenty of them, including, for example, the UN and the Security Council.