If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.

If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

May cricket continue to flourish and spread its wings. The world can only be richer for it.

If I wanted to honor you, I´d let you retire. I am planing to make you run the kingdom and fight the wars while I eat and drink

An image can only be one element in constructing a sequence of understanding.

Disrupt, and you will be saved.

We have to appreciate that we are part of nature, we must work with nature; the environment is our lifeline.

The Goddess does not shower her gifts on those who reject them.

True love always brings joy to ourself and the one we love. If our love does not bring joy to both of us, it is not true love.

The lust of the goat is the bounty of God.