I rode it once, which was up the driveway in the opening credits of the show. I didn't know how to stop it. I actually nearly killed the director of photography, and I smashed into the sound truck.

Assumptions are the termites of relationships.

When Richie Cunningham drank too many beers, his parents sat him down and explained their concerns. If you live on this earth, you find out that we are all the same.

That problem has been going on since men and women and their children moved from the plains and into caves. How many times have you heard Howard Cunningham talking to Marian about shopping? Too many.

Your mind knows only some things. Your inner voice, your instinct, knows everything. If you listen to what you know instinctively, it will always lead you down the right path.

To me acting is like a jigsaw puzzle. The jigsaw puzzle is of the sky and all the pieces are blue. Out of this you have to create a human being and put it together.

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself.

How you learn has nothing to do with how brilliant you are.

As a child, I was called stupid and lazy. On the SAT I got 159 out of 800 in math. My parents had no idea that I had a learning disability.

Your inner voice, your instinct, knows everything.

Ten out of ten people die, so don't take life too seriously.

Being powerful means shifting our minds away from our troubles and into solution-thinking.

Aline!" Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go around asking people what it's like to be a vampire.

I don't believe the United States will be ready to join Russia in fighting terrorists in Syria.

I usually like to throw on some flip flops and go to a really nice lunch in Venice, or Santa Monica, or stay in and cook dinner.

God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.

If I am lucky and find material that is interesting to me, I want to make it.

I come from a family of business people, but I had the idea I wanted to become an artist.

Let us therefore come boldly to the throne of grace.

I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television.

Teaching is a sacred profession. And art is a form of teaching.