I really hate that I need my glasses while using my laptop. What I hate even more is that I need those glasses to be full of vodka at all times.-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz

When your heart starts to feel full again. I love FREE refills, and if a restaurant tries to double charge me, I refuse to write a love poem on their Yelp page.-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz

This girl who's slept a hundred years has something after all. It's called Centuryitis, and it has turned me into a man. Oh, what will mamma think when she sees me?!-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz

When you're reaching the end of the semester and you just wanna die. Coffin Making 101 is literally killing me.-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz

Communism as I see it has no place in the United States, and the American people will not stand for its teachings.

God is greatest physician.

A life without enemies is a life not lived.

It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works.

In chaos, there is fertility.

Fighting corruption is not just good governance. It's self-defense. It's patriotism.

It's always exciting to get together with fellow artists to support a good cause.

Donald Trump can improve and get better as he goes along, and I think he will.

Spiritual progress is like a detoxification.

When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.