I rarely meet a politician that I don't like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Always remember: everything you do uses a portion of someone else's life.

Every kind of love, it seems, is the only one. It doesn’t happen twice. And I never expected that you could have a broken heart and love with it too, so much that it doesn’t seem broken at all.

Since women are better at producing babies, presumably Nature has given men some talent to compensate. But for the moment I can't think of it.

There's a lot of effort expended once you begin to completely trash your life. Sometimes, writing feels like this to me.

To open up the new, to look back on the old may bring forth like discoveries in the practice of art.

The human body is always treated as an image of society.

There's only of him, she thought, and he's right here.

If I had not had so much ambition and not tried to do so many things, I probably would have been happier, but less useful.

...for though the flame of liberty may sometimes cease to shine, the coal can never expire.

I don't know what a shrink would call me. I don't want to know.