I never wanted to be a director.

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I can't not put humor in a book.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

What happens to a dream deferred?

You never walk alone. Even the devil is the lord of flies.

On my birthday, I was in Milan for the collections.

As much as I like watching horror films, I never thought I would act in them.

But as some muskets so contrive it As oft to miss the mark they drive at, And though well aimed at dock or plover Bear wide, and kick their owners over.

Every budding dictatorship begins by muzzling the artists, because they're a mouthy lot and they don't line up and salute very easily.

One may be humble out of pride.

He didn't want me to become a musician, he wanted me to be a doctor, because he said singing was too hard.

If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it.

What was said to the rose that made it open, was said to me, here in my chest.