A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I can't not put humor in a book.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

I've never been disappointed, because I've never given somebody I liked that much power.

Freedom keeps us soaring, but quarreling destroys our ability to fly.

Someone was going to die

I have to stay calm, cool, and collected.

Become a legend? But I am already.

The only reason to have a 300-foot-long boat is because they're bigger than 200-foot-long boats.

The sterner the discipline, the greater the devotion.

With this darkness all around me, I like to be liked. In this emptiness and fear, I want to be wanted. Cause I love to be loved.

...a book need never die and should not be killed; books were the immortal part of man.

Projects get sent to you, and you read them, and there's something for you there. There's something to be done.

Their rage supplies them with weapons.