I never envisioned myself being a film star at all. Most people know that pro wrestling is a little bit of an accident for me. I never really had any real aspirations of being in front of a camera.

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

What is this life if, full of care, We have no time to stand and stare.No time to stand beneath the boughsAnd stare as long as sheep or cows...

Celebrate your journey of life.

How was she supposed to be in the same room with the man that made her want to simultaneously kiss him and kill him?

One must not attempt to justify them, but rather to sense their nature simply and clearly.

I don't know why I got so lucky. I have to pinch myself often and say, 'Is this just a dream?'

I get paid to make out with the hunks!

In the fields of opportunity it's plowing time again.

Look at my face. Does it look like I can take a good hit?

So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there.

Conscious experience as such is an exclusively internal affair: Once all functional properties of your brain are fixed, the character of subjective experience is determined as well.