I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?

Experience is the name men give to their follies or their sorrows.

Knowledge of God's Word is a bulwark against deception, temptation, accusation, even persecution.

You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.

I am 1,000 percent for Tom Eagleton and I have no intention of dropping him from the ticket.

Why is it that when we talk to God, it's called 'prayer,' but when God speaks to us, it's called schizophrenia?

I have now exactly the same weight I had when I was 18, 20.

I shall praise those faces which seem to project out of the picture as though they were sculptured, and I shall censure those faces in which I see no art but that of outline.

I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.

Getting after this terrible, avoidable waste of human potentiality is what gets me out of bed every morning.

We must have life building, man-making, character-making assimilation of ideas.