I'm what is known as perimenopausal. "Peri", some of you may know, is a Latin prefix meaning 'SHUT YOUR FLIPPIN' PIE HOLE'.

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

I'd sooner wear white shoes in February, drink unsweetened tea, and eat Miracle Whip instead of Duke's than utter the words 'you guys'.

Writing humor is not something every single person can do.

And I reminded myself that it's easy to be grateful for the obvious blessings in life, much harder to be grateful for the tough moments and the lessons they teach.

Who can fail to mist at Fergie's anthem, 'My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.' Hmmm. 'My lunch, my lunch, I swear it's coming up.

She appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart.

Forget the self and you will fear nothing, in whatever level or awareness you find yourself to be.

I find that fencing and training give me more stamina and help me deal with the craziness of being on the road so much.

Admitting your weaknesses does not diminish your strengths: it shows your courage.

The God I believe in is not so fragile that you hurt Him by being angry at him, or so petty that He will hold it against you for being upset with Him.

I would love to study cultures and people.

I became an overachiever to get approval from the world.

Swaraj is our birthright. No one can deprive us of it unless we forfeit it ourselves.

I was not happy as a child, although from time to time I was content. I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else.

Rather than saying that the commissioner is hired by the owners and therefore is subservient to them, you have to look at whether or not the players are getting a fair shake.

A few years ago I was at a party and this guy threw me over his shoulder, ran across the street, put me in his car, and stuck his tongue in my mouth.