I'm very fortunate in the sense that outside of cohabitating relationships and so forth, I've always got on just as well with women.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

I think you could wear a paper bag and still look good.

Age was respected among his people, but achievement was revered. As the elders said, if a child washed his hands he could eat with kings.

To die old with a young mind is such a tragedy. Naiveness was never a blessing.

Only a Bush could answer a 'yes' or 'no' question two different ways and be wrong both times.

Sebastian sighed an exaggerated sigh and swung the door shut. Clary stared at Jace. "What the f-" "Language, Fray." Jace's eyes danced. "Relax.

Ignorance is the father of all fear.

Whence do I get my rules of conduct? I find them in my heart. Whatever I feel to be good is good. Whatever I feel to be evil is evil. Conscience is the best of casuists.

Ronald Reagan just signed the new tax law. But I think he was in Hollywood too long. He signed it, 'Best wishes, Ronald Reagan.'

As long as I can enjoy something, other people can enjoy it, too.

The U.S. cannot go it alone simply when it is convenient.