I'm trying to get away from trashing women, to be honest. I think I've done enough of that in my career.

To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I'm just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again.

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?

Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.

God's everywhere, but I gotta go down (to church) to see him? Really? And he's mad at me down there, and I owe you money?

Let's go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you're thinking.

Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else's success is not your failure.

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

Nothing worse than when a 6 acts like a 10.

I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in.

Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into.

I always feel that everyone loves me so I never forget to love everyone else.

Like I don't have anything better to do than think about you every minute you're gone?" "Every minute?" He smiled a little.

Begin challenging your own assumptions. Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in awhile, or the light won't come in.

Modern theologians are like a pack of dogs who spend most of their time sniffing each other's behinds.

But the best demonstration by far is experience, if it go not beyond the actual experiment.

If you give it to God, He transforms your test into a testimony, your mess into a message, and your misery into a ministry.

You can’t have a plan for your day, ‘til you have a plan for your life.

But, the thing is, since I always had my own little shop and direct access to the public, I've been able to build up a technique without marketing people ever telling me what the public wants.

Look if you like, but you will have to leap.