I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy.

I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.

Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I was until that happened.

Nutrition makes me puke.

... I want the world to know that people like me who have returned from the half-world of mental oblivion are not forever contaminated. We have been sick.

There is no better therapy than understanding.

I didn't get hurt in the contest. I hurt it the next day.

I feel great. I had a triple bypass in 1976 and a quadruple bypass in 1984.

If Kona were to get a new logo, it would have to be a original character, not some well know one.

Bones just stared. "You're not a woman, " he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

The dead outnumber the living fourteen to one, and we ignore the accumulated experience of such a huge majority of mankind at our peril

I want it all quickly 'cause I don't want God to stop and think and wonder if I'm getting more than my share.

Europe is trying to get its fiscal house in order.

The Mathematics are Friends to Religion; inasmuch as they charm the Passions, restrain the Impetuosity of Imagination, and purge the Mind from Error and Prejudice.

I believe that dreams - day dreams, you know, with your eyes wide open and your brain machinery whizzing - are likely to lead to the betterment of the world.

Let us be grateful to Adam: he cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us the curse of labor.

God is an ever receding pocket of scientific ignorance.

Anticipatory plagiarism occurs when someone steals your original idea and publishes it a hundred years before you were born.

Today, we are shapers of the world of tomorrow. That is plain truth. There is no way we can duck the responsibility, and there is no reason why we should.