I'm sure lots of actors and creative people go through this, where you have some weeks where it's all going according to plan and some weeks where you're super frustrated.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

Life is a great Book. We are writing the history of our time.

If we let go of the past, we will never learn from our mistakes.

We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions.

We must stop assuming that a thing which has never been done before probably cannot be done at all.

Never have the young taken themselves so seriously, and the calamity is that they are listened to and deferred to by so many adults.

What if obese people couldn't get married?

I could never have dreamed the life I lead. Given where I started, it's remarkable to me the constant adventure that my life has become.

I want to go and see the world. I want to know the world like the palm of my hand.

The rarest attainment is to grow old happily and gracefully.

I don't take myself too seriously.