I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.

There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.

It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.

Experience teaches us that we do not always receive the blessings we ask for in prayer.

In these negotiations we are not a helpless object, although great world powers are involved. We play an active role and try to influence our destiny; we have our own trump cards and we use them.

Sometimes people say to you that you should try to be in a bigger film, but it's the way it pans out.

Art like life, should be free, since both are experimental.

We must ask ourselves these questions as often as we dare. How will the world change if we do not question it?

For every seeing soul, there are two absorbing facts - I, and the abyss.

In a time of crisis we all have the potential to morph up to a new level and do things we never thought possible.

I don't like my feet. I'm not crazy about anybody's feet. But I have flat feet.

Where thou art Obliged to speak, be sure speak the Truth: For Equivocation is half way to Lying, as Lying, the whole way to Hell.

The ultimate aim in life should be to fulfill to the utmost all that within our ability and to share that which is good and beautiful.