The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.

There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.

It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.

Liberals always feel your pain. Unless of course, they caused it.

To worry is to wear yourself out.

No matter how small you start, always dream and think BIG. If you start with small thoughts then you will stay with small thoughts.

Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another.

There's no single artwork I even want to mention or that I can even really think about it to have any feeling, to be proud of it.

Flow in the living moment - We are always in a process of becoming and nothing is fixed.

In the misfortunes of our best friends we always find something not altogether displeasing to us.

Life, lift the full goblet--away with all sorrow-- The circle of friendship what freedom would sever? To-day is our own, and a fig for to-morrow-- Here's to the Fourth and our country forever.

The thing that I'm most in love with is the thing that I'm writing at the moment.

You need to be able to SHARE IDEAS, INSPIRE and MOTIVATE

With all the hatred in this world, in this good world, let us be kind to one another.