I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset that I'm not a widow.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

I recognize my gifts and optimize them. I accept my total being and honor all parts of myself.

Life isn't just about darkness or light, rather it's about finding light within the darkness.

Some old and unrealized ideas will undoubtedly be actualized when their time comes.

Grief is like a journey one must take on a winding mountainside, often seeing the same scenery many times, a road which eventually leads to somewhere we've never been before.

Sure I faced the troubles and challenges that most actors and actresses face until they get noticed, but I was always confident of myself and my capabilities.

Age and treachery will overcome youth and skill

In school, I was an underachiever.

I like the touch and the smell of all the pretty dresses you wear.

I've had an unhappy life, thank God.

The authorizing committees are free to set their agency budgets, and that includes NASA.