I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

I think of my pile of old paperbacks, their pages gone wobbly, like they'd once belonged to the sea.

Never be content with your work, your relationships, your life. That's the stupid advice philosophers give today.

Some people I see are so talented that they are just wasting their time on writing at Facebook. Talent must be productive..

In other men we faults can spy,/ And blame the mote that dims their eye;/ Each little speck and blemish find;/ To our own stronger errors blind.

A man's wealth can...also be measured by what he doesn't have and doesn't want. When he wants little, he is a rich man.

Software never was perfect and won't get perfect. But is that a license to create garbage? The missing ingredient is our reluctance to quantify quality.

I'm a bit of a like girly-girl, really, I like flowery stuff.

Great contests generally excite great animosities.

Your highest obligation to other people is to be your highest self.

Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.