I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

I've learned that the most depressed people always seem to be the happiest

When we become too glib in prayer we are most surely talking to ourselves.

The mind is like the stomach. It is not how much you put into it that counts, but how much it digests...

The market economy succeeds not because some people's interests are suppressed and other people are kept out of the market, but because people gain individual advantage from it.

Ask Jesus to make you a saint. After all, only He can do that. Go to confession regularly and to Communion as often as you can

To say that God is love is in effect to say simply that love is God.

I've never been a calm, midrange type person.

A religious person answers to God, not to the elected or non-elected official.

Dylan doesn't have to make Blonde On Blonde every time.

Un-thread the rude eye of rebellion, and welcome home again discarded faith.