I'm not Elvis. I don't get chased by paparazzi.

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I can't not put humor in a book.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

What makes the desert beautiful, ' said the little prince, 'is that somewhere it hides a well...

Sow some good. The soil is ready. Your harvest is guaranteed.

When others try to provoke (instigate) you and you don’t get provoked, it is known as a spiritual victory.

I'm not involved in politics, and I've never had any political role. I've never been in office. I've never taken any public administrative jobs.

My purpose holds to sail beyond the sunset and the baths of all the Western stars until I die.

Force rules the world-not opinion; but it is opinion that makes use of force.

Nothing comes so naturally to a human being as anxiety and worry.

Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in.

I suspect the fault...is in me: that I hate any job on earth, as a job and a hindrance and a semi-suicide.

Humor is when the joke's on you but hits the other fellow first -- before it boomerangs.