I’m from the health department. You’ve heard of Typhoid Mary? This fella’s got enough typhoid to start his own colony.

You are unique, and this is a beautiful, beautiful thing, grasshopper.

People aren't always what you want them to be

And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

Free the snow globes!

It's always darkest before the ultimate sparkle.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

All things are possible.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I'm sorry, Gemma. But we can't live in the light all of the time. You have to take whatever light you can hold into the dark with you.

It is a giggle full of high spirits and merry mischief, proof that we never lose our girlish selves, no matter what sort of women we become.

Dream your own dreams, achieve your own goals. Your journey is your own and unique.

The gods help them who help themselves.

Now every model wants to be an actress

If customer ignorance is a profit centre for you, you're in trouble.

The Buddha’s dharma didn’t teach peace and relaxation; it taught awakening—often rude awakening.

There may be a better land where bicycle saddles are made of rainbow, stuffed with cloud; in this world the simplest thing is to get used to something hard.

You are What you do When it counts" - Armor

People are racist to us, sir, so why can't we be racist to rangas?

Mounting an expedition to actualize a Compassionate Commonwealth of all peoples...is the great spiritual challenge of our time.

What made us dream that he could comb gray hair?