I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

My life needs editing.

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.

One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.

It is from your time that wealth is produced, it is time that produces results and product.

This is the power of myth: that we can experience invisible spiritual realities and truths greater than visible, material things in story form.

Time trieth truth.

We were born with four words engraved on our bodies and in our hearts: Love me, hold me.

Why would I endorse the hibachi grill when I am the hibachi grill?

It would be no reproach to a philosopher, that he knew the future better than the past, or even than the present. It is better worth knowing.

Advertising agencies primary goal is to advertise and sell themselves to the client. Selling the product to the public comes second.

Yeah, my friends call me Mike, Michael or just my last name.

People feel that they're being required to meet all sorts of regulations and rules and requirements in their areas of work and MPs are not imposing those sort of restrictions on themselves.

A minister of state is excusable for the harm he does when the helm of government has forced his hand in a storm; but in the calm he is guilty of all the good he does not do.