I'm against reparations. At this point, blacks should just be handing money to themselves.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

Poetry doesn’t pay. But I need it. And so do you.

Your brand's power lies in dominance. It is better to have 50% of one market, instead of 10% of five markets.

The way you think either expresses or undermines faith.

The first willing concert I went to was Aerosmith when I was like 14.

A Wall Street money manager should not be able to pay a lower tax rate than a teacher or a nurse.

It is one thing to read about the world, but quite another to see and hear for oneself.

If you want a friend, feed any animal.

I get irritated when I hear preachers say, "Come to Jesus and all your problems will be over." That's just simply a lie.

If you live according to nature, you never will be poor; if according to the world's caprice, you will never be rich.