I'm a YouTube star, let's put it that way!That sounds like a karaoke star with balls.

Chicken pot pie--those are my three favorite things.

I heard the rumours,but the only blond people here [in Sweden] are the guys. And they all look like Ellen DeGeneres. It's Ellen DeGeneres world, and it's all guys! It's now switched.

I voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger 'cause I figured he can go back in the future. Put that in the act.

Sometimes I become the comedy jukebox. I read the emails, people give me requests.The shows are just amazing; they're packed with people and they're so much fun to do.

In the nineties, it was all women being blonde and from Sweden. But now it's changed: it's all men looking like Ellen DeGeneres.

Everyone goes "every comedian does Arnold Schwarzenegger". Yes, they do; but do they do Arnold Schwarzenegger in Brokeback Mountain?

I'm an amused observer. I don't bet or gamble; that's the worst thing.

I like football. I like baseball. When the pitcher and the batter start fighting, that's the best.

You will be successful only in the field of your gift

Instead of looking at what's depressing, look at what's a blessing.

My head was dizzy, but what of that? Float, stupid wooden head, and care nothing for tomorrow.

Music stays in the air. / It travels at the speed of breath / at the sound of light. / It is never not heard. / It can wait centuries if it has to.

The writers want to know were you made your mistake, no how well your curve is breaking.

There was only the cemetery itself, spread out in the moonlight like a soft grey hallucination, a stony wilderness of Victorian melancholy.

Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time.

Certain social situations make me feel like a square peg in a round hole. Realising you can connect to the human race through song makes me feel less alien.

You are sublimely, exactly, how you need to be at this moment.

I came from an extraordinarily dysfunctional family, full of abuse and alcoholism. And eventually everyone within the family had committed suicide.