I'm an amused observer. I don't bet or gamble; that's the worst thing.

Chicken pot pie--those are my three favorite things.

I'm a YouTube star, let's put it that way!That sounds like a karaoke star with balls.

I heard the rumours,but the only blond people here [in Sweden] are the guys. And they all look like Ellen DeGeneres. It's Ellen DeGeneres world, and it's all guys! It's now switched.

I voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger 'cause I figured he can go back in the future. Put that in the act.

Sometimes I become the comedy jukebox. I read the emails, people give me requests.The shows are just amazing; they're packed with people and they're so much fun to do.

In the nineties, it was all women being blonde and from Sweden. But now it's changed: it's all men looking like Ellen DeGeneres.

Everyone goes "every comedian does Arnold Schwarzenegger". Yes, they do; but do they do Arnold Schwarzenegger in Brokeback Mountain?

I like football. I like baseball. When the pitcher and the batter start fighting, that's the best.

But when he has done this, let him not say that he knows better than his master, for he only holds a candle in sunshine.

Every travel is sacred.

None of the evils which totalitarianism ... claims to remedy is worse than totalitarianism itself.

Just go with your gut and communicate.

So I departed, leaving behind a pungent smell of brimstone. Just something to remember me by.

Later on in life I was like, "Wow!" because that's exactly how it was. They don't care that you're mixed. They see you as one color.

Where to start is the problem, because nothing begins when it begins and nothing's over when it's over, and everything needs a preface: a preface, a postscript, a chart of simultaneous events.

The root of creativity is found in the need to repair the good object destroyed during the depressive phase.

I like people who push the envelope.

Prayer gives us light by which to see and to judge from God's perspective and from eternity. That is why you must not give up on praying!