I'm Language Gal. I can speak any language presented to me. And I look exactly like Halle Berry.

There's this belief with no merit that media with women at the center applies only to women, but media with men at the center applies to everyone.

That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless.

It's interesting, gender versus race. I think people say that to women more: 'Oh, you're my favorite female.' They wouldn't say 'favorite black comic.'

We're [with Ilana Glazer] both totally upfront and proud feminists. We're not being all secretive about it. I feel like we're pretty blatant in our approach.

I feel like a feminist is gender equality.

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.

It's nice to have cool parents. They're cool with everything.

Everyone in New York is fluid and thinking and inspiring each other.

The best gifts are never given, but claimed.

One has to grow up with good talk in order to form the habit of it.

There is a thin line between attraction and repulsion

Blessed the one who loves truth continually and has not lent his mouth as an instrument of impiety by lying, for he fears the commandment about idle speech.

I want you to play me like a cello.

There are some centuries which - apart from everything else - in the art and other disciplines presume to remake everything because they know how to make nothing.

When you're a kid, you don't want to be teased.

There's some *NSYNC and Backstreet Boys on my iPod. I listen to it if it comes up on shuffle.

We have to implant democracies where there are now dictatorships.